What do porn enthusiasts want on Valentine’s Day?

Valentine’s Day – 24 hours of romance, hearts, flowers and staring lovingly into each other’s eyes, right? Well, while this may be true according to every chick flick ever released, things could not be more different in the murky world of Pornhub. 

Indeed, apparently the thing Pornhub’s users wanted to see most of on February 14th was teen porn. Romantic, right? 

While ‘teen’ was the most searched term this V day, ‘lesbian’ got a look in too. Apparently, after making sweet, romantic love to their significant others, many porn connoisseurs wanted nothing more than to watch two (probably not really) lesbians going at it. 

On the other end of the spectrum, milfs were getting a lot of action too – ranking as the third most searched keyword

The fact that ‘Valentine’s Day’ got bumped up to fifth as a search term, however, indicates that those without a date wanted to experience the holiday vicariously through the horny college student and the Eastern European plumber who just wants to fix her pipes. 

Indeed, ‘Valentine’s Day’ term saw a 41,412 per cent increase, while ‘Cupid’ enjoyed a 433% jump and searches for ‘romantic sex’ went up by 70 per cent. 

Pornhub browsers were also apparently more interested in strawberries, chocolate, weddings, lingerie, kissing, romance and boyfriends than usual.

But before you start getting all mushy with me you should know that searches for ‘naughty swinger wife’ also increased by 633 per cent, and among the categories with increased views were ‘threesome’, ‘bondage’ and ‘big tits’. Somehow it doesn’t seem like the spirit of Valentine’s got to everyone!