What Does Clacky Mean?

Branch: British Army.

Definition: Chocolate. That’s all that it means. Sweet and simple. It’s the way to a person’s heart, doesn’t matter if you’re a soldier or not. In terms of a relationship, clacky is something you would use to either woe your date or earn back someone’s favour. Nothing makes a soldier happier than a clacky bar, and that’s something you can say for just about anyone in the world. 

Example:

“Again? How do you keep pissing your wife off this much? It’s the sixth fight since Tuesday!” I told him. 

“I don’t know how you two manage to keep the peace when things are long distance,” he sighed.

“There’s nothing a good clacky bar can’t fix mate.”