{"id":3083,"date":"2015-05-07T18:20:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T18:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?3083"},"modified":"2015-05-07T18:20:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-07T18:20:48","slug":"woman-falls-and-wakes-up-with-egg-on-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/woman-falls-and-wakes-up-with-egg-on-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman falls and wakes up with egg on head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the injuries that one may expect to sustain, getting a goose egg stuck in your head probably isn't one of them.<\/p>\n<p>But yet that is exactly the situation that one woman found herself in, after an unfortunate encounter while she went jogging.<\/p>\n<p>The whole incident has resulted in a Youtube video that you probably don't want to watch while eating your lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Posting on YouTube, user JustinD explained that his sister fainted while she was on her daily exercise.<\/p>\n<p>When she came to, it seems, she got a little more than she bargained for.<\/p>\n<p>For as she fell, she had hit her head on a rock and then ended up with the enormous bump on her head.<\/p>\n<p>The video shows the woman having the bump surgically removed from her forehead, which was drained with a syringe.<\/p>\n<p>The 'egg' is thought to be slightly bigger than the size of a tennis ball.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>User JustinD wrote: &quot;My little sister fainted while on a run, hit her head on a rock, and ended up with an enormous goose egg.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Almost two weeks later, the bump was as big as ever, so she went to get it drained. This is the result.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>On the video, surgeons are seen slicing the woman's head open with a scalpel and squeezing out the congealed, black blood within.<\/p>\n<p>Before and after pictures of the surgery showed that the operation was a success. 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