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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Men of the world with small penises! Have you ever felt like life is just completely unfair? Well now you can get your own back on those with more sizeable anatomy – sort of. <\/p>\n
Indeed, if you are a man with a member that is on the small side, you can gain cheaper entry into a festival celebrating the more diminutive shlong. I bet now you're glad it's not bigger…<\/p>\n
Entry to the London event will be charged at 50p per inch, meaning that while lying about your size won’t make your nose (or anything else) grow, it could set you back a few pennies. <\/p>\n
Once inside The Big Small Penis Party (yes, really), everyone is encouraged to celebrate the magnificence of their little friends. <\/p>\n
The party has been organised by poet Ant Smith, who recently penned a poem called ‘Shorty’ about his own penis. <\/p>\n
He said: “For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little knob."<\/p>\n
“It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back.”<\/p>\n
He added that the event is nothing to do with body shaming, and that he will actually use the takings on the door in a bid to work out the average size of male attendees. <\/p>\n
Women will be charged depending on the length they would like to have if they were male at 50p an inch. <\/p>\n
Those wanting to attend the Big Small Penis Party will find it at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel on March 7th. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Big Small Penis Party is to celebrate… well, what do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n