{"id":2720,"date":"2014-03-19T17:05:17","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T17:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?2720"},"modified":"2014-03-19T17:05:17","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T17:05:17","slug":"what-are-the-worlds-cheesiest-chat-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/what-are-the-worlds-cheesiest-chat-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"What are the world’s cheesiest chat-up lines?"},"content":{"rendered":"
While many people accept chat-up lines are incredibly cheesy, they can be effective at capturing the attention of the person you are trying to get to know.<\/p>\n
In fact, sometimes it can be good to make them as cheesy as possible, just to make extra-sure that the object of your affections does not think you're being too serious.<\/p>\n
Metro has compiled a list of the most eye-catching chat-up lines suggested by reddit users, all of which are capable of bringing a smile to anyone's face.<\/p>\n
'Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out,' was one suggestion, while another user put forward: 'A guy was dancing in a club holding a pillow. Girls would go up to him and ask, "What's with the pillow?" It's a chick magnet.'<\/p>\n
It is often important to break the ice with a prospective date, so another cheesy line is: 'How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.'<\/p>\n
'Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,' and 'Do you have any raisins? No? Well how about a date?' are other cheesy chat-up lines to have made the cut.<\/p>\n
'You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line' and 'Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams,' also fared well.<\/p>\n
However, the number one chat-up line given by any of the reddit users who responded to the survey was: 'Are you an angle from heaven? Because you're acute.'<\/p>\n
Many of these lines and more could prove to be useful the next time you are using an online dating site in a bid to find a new partner.<\/p>\n
In a situation in which you cannot speak face-to-face, having an interesting few words that grab attention and get a conversation off on the right foot can work a treat.
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Chat-up lines are a great way to grab attention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3972,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-armed-forces-dating"],"yoast_head":"\n