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Benjamin Todd Duddles, 41, from Waukesha in Wisconsin rang the police to ask for a woman he had just slept with to be removed from his bed.<\/p>\n
Mr Duddles argued his one-night stand had a serious snoring problem and he was finding it difficult to nod off after a night of passion.<\/p>\n
A report from the Waukesha Police Department stated: "He was advised this was not a police matter as he allowed her in. He was provided the comfort of his couch and [advised] to work the issue out in the morning."<\/p>\n
The man is believed to have suggested the woman was "snoring like a train" during the call.<\/p>\n
At first, Mr Duddles did not admit he had gone to bed with the woman, but he later confessed to this when the police were dispatched to his property.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A drunk man used the emergency services to moan about a snoring problem recently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4165,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lads-mag-for-armed-forces"],"yoast_head":"\n