{"id":2326,"date":"2013-07-30T17:32:39","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T17:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?2326"},"modified":"2013-07-30T17:32:39","modified_gmt":"2013-07-30T17:32:39","slug":"london-couples-warned-of-embarrassing-accidents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/london-couples-warned-of-embarrassing-accidents\/","title":{"rendered":"London couples warned of embarrassing accidents"},"content":{"rendered":"
Frisky couples in London have been given a warning by the city's fire brigade that they must think of the consequences before engaging in any daring romantic activities.<\/p>\n
The London Fire Brigade took to Twitter to remind people of some of the embarrassing situations it has been called to in recent years.<\/p>\n
It noted that getting body parts caught in items such as handcuffs is particularly common, while it even sounded a note of caution for those who may be compelled to put their genitals in a toaster – a case it confirmed it has dealt with.<\/p>\n
According to the crew, there is a "serious side" to its warnings, as it said when it is dealing with incidents such as these it is unavailable for real emergencies.<\/p>\n
The brigade added that it is not only romantic acts that go wrong, as it is also called out to cases such as one in which a man became stuck in his child's toy car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Amorous lovers have been advised to think before they act.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n