{"id":1582,"date":"2012-06-11T16:06:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T16:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?1582"},"modified":"2012-06-11T16:06:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T16:06:58","slug":"pensioner-requires-fire-service-help-to-remove-sex-aid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/pensioner-requires-fire-service-help-to-remove-sex-aid\/","title":{"rendered":"Pensioner requires fire service help to remove sex aid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Using sex toys and other pleasure instruments is something people usually like to keep hidden behind closed doors, but one pensioner has seen his kinky preferences gain much more attention than he would have liked.<\/p>\n<p>After getting a ring-shaped sex aid stuck to his genitals, the 69-year-old male from Bury finally decided to head to hospital following 36 hours of trying in vein to remove it.<\/p>\n<p>The Manchester Evening News reports, however, that such was the nature of the problem that the fire service was called &ndash; and a precision cutting tool was used to kindly free the chap from his embarrassing predicament.<\/p>\n<p>It is believed the delicate operation took more than an hour to perform, with the patient's delicate area given a coat of cooling cream in order to relieve some of the pain.<\/p>\n<p>The poor fella must have been left a little red-faced when he saw the emergency services arrive, but I'm sure he was grateful for their help all the same!<\/p>\n<p>Posted by Mark Wilkins<br> &nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ADNFCR-2867-ID-801381935-ADNFCR\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.directnews.co.uk\/feedtrack\/justcopyright.gif?feedid=2867&amp;itemid=801381935\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 69-year-old man needed assistance from the fire services to remove a sex toy from his private parts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lads-mag-for-armed-forces"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.2 - 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