{"id":1213,"date":"2011-11-01T16:20:55","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T16:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?1213"},"modified":"2011-11-01T16:20:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T16:20:55","slug":"drunk-naked-man-crashes-into-12-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/drunk-naked-man-crashes-into-12-cars\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk naked man crashes into 12 cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows that drink-driving is a serious offence and no one should ever do it.<\/p>\n<p>However, one man in Russia has overstepped the mark in style after he jumped into his car &ndash; without any clothes on &ndash; after a few too many and crashed into 12 cars.<\/p>\n<p>The taxi driver, named locally as Vitaly Grodi, reportedly went for a drive after his girlfriend dumped him and while his actions cannot be condoned, they do make for strange viewing.<\/p>\n<p>According to Russian news site avtostriptizer he said: &quot;'I flew on the wings of love. On the eve of our anniversary said she was not ready for a serious relationship.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Footage has emerged showing Mr Grodi's taxi in bad shape, with damage to the front wheel and headlights.<\/p>\n<p>The next time the taxi driver suffers heartbreak, I reckon he would be best off staying in the house for a few days when trying to deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>Posted by Simon Williams<br> &nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ADNFCR-2867-ID-800783255-ADNFCR\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.directnews.co.uk\/feedtrack\/justcopyright.gif?feedid=2867&amp;itemid=800783255\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vitaly Grodi was drunk and naked when he crashed into 12 cars. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5479,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is 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