{"id":1169,"date":"2011-10-06T16:00:37","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T16:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/p=?1169"},"modified":"2011-10-06T16:00:37","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T16:00:37","slug":"drunk-driver-nearly-parks-car-in-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forcespenpals.net\/gb\/news\/drunk-driver-nearly-parks-car-in-river\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk driver nearly parks car in river"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I've heard of parallel and reverse parking, but never water parking.<\/p>\n<p>But this is what a drunken Swiss man tried after one too many on a night out.<\/p>\n<p>Peter Thaler was coming home in heavy fog after drinking and took a left that he thought would bring him to a garage.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for him, it was actually a boating slip ramp and Mr Thaler only managed to stop his car going for a swim by a matter of feet.<\/p>\n<p>Realising he was over the limit, the motorist climbed out, walked home and retuned for the motor in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>However, when he got there Mr Thaler was breathtested by police and still found to be over the limit.<\/p>\n<p>As a result, he has lost his driving licence and had to fork out for the recovery costs of his vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;He was confused because of the fog, but mostly because of the drink,&quot; said a police spokesman.<\/p>\n<p>That'll teach him to phone a taxi next time!<\/p>\n<p>Posted by Simon Williams<br> &nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ADNFCR-2867-ID-800750936-ADNFCR\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.directnews.co.uk\/feedtrack\/justcopyright.gif?feedid=2867&amp;itemid=800750936\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter Thaler almost drove his car into a river because he was too drunk to concentrate.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5523,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lads-mag-for-armed-forces"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.2 - 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